Great Wedding Toasts And One-Liners

Toasts are usually given at the wedding reception. There are many kinds of toasts. There are toasts from the groom to the bride, from the bride to the groom. From the best man to the groom, from the groom to the best man, from the maid of honor to the bride, from the father to the bride, and so on. Toasts are fun. They’re the best part of the wedding for some people.

Do you have to give a wedding toast? Are you nervous? You should be. This is the couple’s big day, and you could ruin it! OK, it probably won’t be that bad. But It makes sense for you to be nervous. Ultimately you should find a good guide to teach you how to create a wedding toast, but for now, here’s some comic relief to take the edge off your nerves.

If you want to give a 4 minute toast, you’ll want to find some resources to help you. But here are some thoughts to get you thinking in the matrimonial direction.

1. Marrying is all about just obtaining a piece of paper. Divorcing is just obtaining another ~Celeste Tan

2. Getting married for the fringe benefits is like buying a shirt for one of the buttons.

3. Want to remember your wife’s birthday. Forget it once, and you should have no trouble remembering the next time.

4. “Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven’t been able to find anybody who’ll take what I have to give.” -Cass Daley

5. If you see a man open the car door for his wife, it’s either a new car . . . or a new wife.

6. Marriage is like a phone call when you’ve been sleeping. First there’s the ring. And then you wake up. -Evelyn Hendrickson

7. “If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.” -Katharine Hepburn

Good luck with your wedding toast. We hope we took the edge off, and put a smile on your face.

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